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Nobody is perfect, but we can all be better. Get help today from an intuitive who isn’t a psychic, who’s more blunt than AI, and is an ordained reverend who swears like a sailor but embraces all spiritual traditions (including none).

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I’m an ordained reverend who cusses like a sailor but dabbles in every spiritual tradition.

I’m also certified in an esoteric psychological framework that cuts to the heart of things—fast.

Just give me 1-5 hours to see if I can help you, and hopefully you’ll never need me again.

I’m more blunt than AI and much funnier.
I’m intuitive AF (but not a psychic). I also read micro expressions and photos like a wizard.
I’m an ordained reverend who cusses like a sailor but dabbles in every spiritual tradition.
I’m also certified in an esoteric psychological framework that cuts to the heart of things—fast.
Just give me 1-5 hours to see if I can help you, and hopefully you’ll never need me again.
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